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They don't make movies like that
nowadays.

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No sheiks either, father.

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The Grand Vizier.

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I told you about him.

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Sheik Ali Hassan's brother.

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Half -brother.

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I don't trust him.

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Any particular reason? My old bones
ache. They tell me about bad weather and

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men. With that man, my whole body aches.

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Open Channel D, please.

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Mark Slate, Section 3, reporting to Mr.
Waverly.

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I'll get him, Mr. Slate, sir.

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Time to butter up the chic, wouldn't you
say, Casson?

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Mr. Slate?

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Waverly here.

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Where are you?

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At a camel drive -in with Sheikh Abu
Hassan and his lovely daughter Fatima.

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you know she and Miss Dancer could be
identical twins, sir?

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I'm aware of the resemblance, Mr. Slade.

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Now, have you gained the Sheikh's
confidence?

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Well, if seeing Rudolph Valentino and
Son of the Sheikh three nights running

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any indication, yes.

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Well, what about Thrush?

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There's no tangible evidence they intend
to seize control of the country.

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There is a hint, though, of possible
internal trouble with Sheikh Ali

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half -brother, the Grand Wazir.

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A hint?

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What kind of a hint?

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Well, sir, Omar, the Sheikh's aide, a
rather elderly gentleman, well, sir,

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his bones ache.

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Well, no doubt you're trying to tell me
something, Mr. Slater.

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Perhaps where you are, you can't talk.

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Then listen.

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According to secret information, a
takeover of Zalemar is imminent, which

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that the Hazenoyfields could fall into
enemy hands.

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I'm only telling you which enemy I mean.

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No, sir. Then hop to it, Mr. Slate.

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Yes, sir. Oh, and Mr. Slate. Sir?

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Doesn't Rudolph Valentino marry Vilma
Banky in the end?

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Yes, sir.

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All three times.

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Grrr!

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Heart attack.

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No reference whatever to Fatima's
disappearance.

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Which could be to our advantage.

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Well, Mr. Kovac, sound off.

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Sir?

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Your report, man.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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Um, Zalimar, Middle East. A monarchy
ruled by Sheikh Ali Hassan, or was.

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Princess Fatima, by Zalmerian law, is
the new ruler, being the only direct

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or heiress.

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Next in line of succession, the Grand
Vizier.

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Wives not being considered relatives.

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That's funny. Is she having six wives
and only one child?

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What's so funny about that, Mr. Kovacs?
Well, I mean, you figure a guy has six

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wives.

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I mean...

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Nothing, sir.

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Good morning, sir.

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Good morning, Miss Johnson.

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Or as they say in Zalimar at this hour,
which is exactly midnight, Masil Hayar.

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Oh, this young man is Randy Kovacs, Miss
Johnson.

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A senior at Manhattan High.

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He evidently received straight A's in
Arabic.

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Welcome aboard, Mr. Kovacs.

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I think it's absolutely divine, you
trainees and uncle.

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Are you the one who talked to Mark Slate
yesterday?

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Yes, Miss Dancer.

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Oh, how is Mark, sir?

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Well, from our last report, he is
nursing a rather sizable headache, plus

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considerable damage to his pride.

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He certainly bungled this one.

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Are you pecked, Miss Dancer?

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For what, sir?

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Kismet, my dear girl.

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A singularly useful word, Kismet, my
boy, meaning whatever fate may have in

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store.

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What's happening? What's happening?

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Coronation. What's happening?

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Coronation.

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30 minutes.

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Get in. I'll fill you in on the way.

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On the way where?

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Palace, dear.

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Oh, what are you looking for?

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What was that all about?

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I suppose that could have been us.

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Well, we can't expect to be universally
loved.

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Open the box.

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Go on, it won't bite.

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Are you sure?

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Now, what's this?

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A wig. What else?

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And body makeup?

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You're kidding.

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Tell me you're kidding.

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Tell it to Waverly. It's his idea.

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Oh, yes. Kismet.

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It's quite good, I must say.

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Oh, really?

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The spitting image of Her Royal
Highness.

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Down to the last bubble.

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Oh, Mark, I'll never get away with this,
not in a million years.

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Of course you will.

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You do need reassuring.

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Oh.

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Allah be praised. You shake your royal
highness.

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I'm not your royal highness.

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You are not our princess?

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Meet Miss April Dancer, Uncle Agent
Extraordinary.

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April, this is Omar, the late sheik's
most trusted aide.

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And this is Giselle, your handmaiden and
closest companion.

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How do you do?

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Well, then, my princess, she is still
missing.

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I'm afraid so, yes.

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But the Grand Vizier will be entering
the sacred chamber.

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If the princess is not sworn in today by
noon.

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In exactly six minutes.

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Then, by Zalimarian law, the next in
line must ascend the throne to become

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new sheikh of Zalimar.

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Loyal subjects of the late sheikh Ali
Hassan, most worthy citizens of Zalimar,

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and our friends overseas, this is
Princess Fatima's abdication

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signed by our beloved princess.

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In her own handwriting, it reads,

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I, Princess Fatima, daughter of the late
Sheikh Ali Hassan, do hereby

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abdicate as ruler of the great sheikhdom
of... Well, the deuce is missed down,

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sir. Mr.

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Slade, half the orphans of the Middle
East are being piped into the enemy's

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hands with the word that man utters.

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Where the dickens are those two?

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Good citizens of Zalimar, although the
Princess Fatima is too grief -stricken

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speak for herself, she has asked me to
say that she has changed her mind.

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And she wishes to do, and will do, what
her father, the late great Sheikh, would

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want her to do.

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To rule Zalimar to the best of her
ability from now until as long as Allah

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smiles upon her.

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May Allah tear my tongue out by the
roots if I lie to you. She is here, a

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prisoner at Zayda Oasis.

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And the princess here in the palace must
be an imposter.

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Please ask my most worthy uncle what he
intends to do with me.

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Sire, the princess wants to know. I
heard, my most worthy niece.

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Obviously, two princesses are...

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Tell the princess to be patient. She
will know her fate soon enough.

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Well, speak. What is it?

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Tonight, we ride to the Zeta Oasis to
take care of the real Fatima.

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Tomorrow shall be soon enough to dispose
of the imposter here.

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Zeta Oasis, how do I get there?

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I will take you.

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No, you'd better stay here and instruct
our queen for a day in her royal duties.

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Wait a minute. I'm with you, remember?

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But who's going to mind the palace?

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Besides, how would it look, a princess
rescuing a princess?

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It would destroy all the kiddies' faith
in fairy tales.

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But you cannot go alone.

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Well, Abu could show him.

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Abu?

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He's a friend.

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Young and strong.

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He would be most helpful.

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Good.

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Don't worry, love.

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You, he won't dispose of till tomorrow.

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Thanks.

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Come on, find your friend.

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They took the bait, sire.

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Both the man from Uncle and the girl?

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Good. Good.

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What a delicious surprise we'll be
waiting for them at the Oasis, huh?

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Looks deserted, wouldn't you say?

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So the eye says, but the head, he says
we must be careful.

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Oh, yes.

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No Arab silently steals away without
first folding his tent.

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It would be poetic injustice.

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Unless haste was of utmost importance
and he had no time to pack a camel.

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Let's give it a go.

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I think that is the last one.

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What do you think? I think I need a
tourniquet.

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I've been shot.

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Don't worry. I think you will live.

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Where's the nearest civilization?

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Oh, hazing oil fields.

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Roughly five kilometers northwest.

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Come in.

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You cannot keep your fiancée, the future
caliph of Calais, waiting.

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Omar, I can't go through with it. I'm
not Fatima.

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Please.

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Oh.

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All right.

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Ah.

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What's... Well, what's the proper
etiquette for a sheikess meeting a

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caliph, especially if she intends to
marry him?

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Ah, first...

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You make a little bow.

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And then you say... Favoured of Allah,
noblest of nobles, peace be upon you, my

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army.

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Favoured of Allah, noblest of nobles,
peace be upon you, my fair Fatima.

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Congratulations. You did beautifully.

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I'm April Dancer.

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I'm not Fatima. He's not my fiancé.

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I'm April Dancer.

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Your most worthy royal highness.

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I only just learned of your presence
here in our humble palace. I'm so sorry

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Princess Fatima could not be here to
greet you.

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Wrong, my dear uncle.

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Why would I not be here to meet my
betrothed?

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My amen.

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Nothing could keep you away, I'm sure.

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The agents from Uncle have gone to Zeta
Oasis, you said.

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Both this man Slate and the girl have
gone, you said.

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Instead, I still find this girl here in
the palace pretending to be Princess

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Fatima. Now, what happened?

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Something went wrong, I think.

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Something went wrong, you think?

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Something went wrong because you don't
think. Now we must get rid of that girl

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immediately. No one can hear us. I took
care of that concealed microphone.

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Now, how do you intend to dispose of
this girl from uncle?

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Me? Yes, you.

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And this time you must not fail or else.

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But sire, can we afford to risk the
wrath of Ahmed? If we get rid of the

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while Ahmed is still here, he might ask
embarrassing questions.

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Perhaps you're right.

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It suits my purposes to remain friendly
with the Caliph of Calais until such

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time when he too can be liquidated.

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No. Do not harm the girl until after her
departure.

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Meanwhile, I will take care of the real
Fatima at the Hazen oil field.

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I'll go.

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Aye, sire.

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Mark? Mark?

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Yes, April.

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We found out where they're holding
Princess Fatima.

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Has an oil field.

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I know. We're close to the field now.

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You are?

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Well, be careful.

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Don't go rushing into things.

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Maybe you should wait for more help.

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I thought you were the one who needed
help.

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Oh, don't worry about me. Save the
princess.

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I'm perfectly safe as long as Ahmed's
here.

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But Ahmed cannot stay here.

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What do you mean Ahmed cannot stay here?
Our custom will not allow the future

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caliph to stay past one sunset with his
betrothed.

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Unless... Unless what?

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Unless you are married.

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It's the only way.

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Hansel, after a month or so, I will
allow you to die.

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Yes, that is the only human thing to do.

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Your head I will have on a platter, my
most worthy uncle.

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April?

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Mark, where are you?

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Relax, relax. We found Fatima.

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I don't dare relax.

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You better get her back here as quickly
as possible.

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But be careful.

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That girl.

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All we're telling... All we're telling
me to be

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careful.

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Fleet Guard?

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They're quite harmless, really.

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Drop it.

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And now, Mr. Slate, if you'll kindly
take your seat.

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April DeMarc, April DeMarc, please come
in.

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It's that time.

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Can't you stall them a little longer?

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00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:39,479
Unfortunately, it is now in Allah's
hands. According to the sundial, the

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are right for a most favorable union.

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Why can't we go by a clock like every
other country in the world? This is

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Alamar.

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And I'm Princess Fatima.

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Oh, Mark, please come in.

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The shadows are creating longer.

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Giselle. Yes.

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You stay here. Keep trying to contact
Mark Slade. Let me know immediately if

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hear anything, even if it means
interrupting the ceremony. All right.

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Especially if it means interrupting the
ceremony.

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By now, Mr. Slade, my favorite niece,
Fatima, perhaps the thought of what is

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happening to you is slowly sinking in.

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Rather crude, this first brainwashing
technique. Over 2 ,000 years old, except

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I have refined the technique.

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Have you noticed the texture of the
liquid? Of course you have.

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Oil.

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Specially refined oil of an unusual
viscosity, dripping drop by drop,

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steadily, without any let -up, hour
after hour.

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on one tiny single spot of the brain,
slowly driving you

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completely insane.

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Drip, drip, drip.

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Oil, for which the world is willing to
fight.

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Oil, Mr. Slate, which Uncle wants at any
cost, including your life.

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of two people, of two countries, of two
governments.

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Mr.

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Slate?

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Oh, Mr. Slate, please, can you hear me?

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This is Channel D, Randy Kovacs here.

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00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:56,490
Oh, Mr. Kovacs.

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00:27:57,230 --> 00:28:00,720
Miss Dancer asked me to contact Mr.
Slate while she's getting married.

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Married?

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00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:04,890
Miss Dancer is getting married.

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00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,620
I suspect she has good reason for it.

300
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,090
Where's Mr. Fleet?

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00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,040
He's trying to rescue Princess Fatima.
He may be in trouble.

302
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,920
Can you send someone after him?

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00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,090
Someone after him?

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00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,680
I could go myself. It's not far.

305
00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:22,420
No, no. No, it might be dangerous.

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00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,930
Do you have a gun?

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00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,740
A gun? What are you talking through
right now?

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00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:29,560
Well, it's a radio.

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00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,080
That's it. It's a sleep dart gun. Press
the handle.

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00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:38,600
Now, when you pull the trigger, sleep
darts shoot out.

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They won't kill anyone, but they sure
knock you out in a hurry.

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Okay.

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00:28:47,691 --> 00:28:49,299
And

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now,

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00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,840
in the sight of Allah, these two are as
one.

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May they live in the spirit of happiness
until the sands of the desert grow

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cold.

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00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:48,169
A Western custom. I understand it is
practiced in many countries of Europe

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in America.

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00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:02,630
Ahmed, I think there's something I
should tell you.

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00:30:12,591 --> 00:30:14,579
I'm April.

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00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:15,860
April Dancer.

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00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,580
I'm really not Fatima.

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00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,520
The wedding night wine, Your Highness.

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Traditional.

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00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,840
You are most kind, Omar.

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00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:35,110
Thank you.

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00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:36,470
Omar!

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00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,540
You must stay and have a drink with us.

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00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,410
It's... It's traditional in Zalimar.

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00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:49,030
Someone must propose a toast to the
bride and groom.

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00:30:50,110 --> 00:30:51,450
It's traditional.

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00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:58,290
Whatever you say.

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00:30:59,950 --> 00:31:01,000
Princess,

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00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:03,810
Your Highness.

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00:31:07,810 --> 00:31:10,310
May Allah smile upon you.

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00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:12,500
May your progeny be many.

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00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:16,980
Thank you very much, Omar.

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00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,810
Here you are.

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00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,430
Omar!

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00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:31,240
Why don't you sit down and have another
drink with Ahmed while I go change?

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00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:34,200
Huh? Yeah!

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00:31:43,850 --> 00:31:44,900
Your hiatus.

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00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,730
Well, goodbye, you beautiful bride.

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00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:13,920
Is it working, Mr. Slade?

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00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,650
Slowly.

347
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,000
I wouldn't be too optimistic.

348
00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:22,370
The acid's going to have to hit right on
the thong if it's going to do any good.

349
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:36,710
Now.

350
00:32:51,530 --> 00:32:52,670
Beautiful, beautiful.

351
00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:55,570
Much better than a late, late show.

352
00:32:57,150 --> 00:33:01,150
By this time tomorrow, Fatima should be
hopelessly insane.

353
00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:06,050
Then it should be easy to substitute her
for this girl from Uncle Impostor.

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00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:12,229
When they see that the real Fatima is
incapable of ruling, a cry shall ring

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00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:15,290
throughout the country. Hail the new
Sheik of Zalimar.

356
00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:16,700
Me.

357
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,928
What happened?

358
00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:15,630
Are you all right? I'm all right.

359
00:34:15,949 --> 00:34:19,050
We must get to Mr. Slate and Princess
Fatima quickly.

360
00:34:19,429 --> 00:34:20,479
Yes.

361
00:34:23,050 --> 00:34:24,100
Now, come.

362
00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:37,889
Zeke of Zalama.

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00:34:38,429 --> 00:34:39,530
Caleb of Calais.

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00:34:39,770 --> 00:34:42,090
One day I shall be both.

365
00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:47,529
I shall possess all the oil of Zalimar
and all the power plants of Calais,

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00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:54,489
including the huge Calais dam at Gida.
But, sire, oil and water do not mix.

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00:34:54,490 --> 00:34:55,488
They will for me.

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00:34:55,489 --> 00:35:00,070
They will make me the richest man in the
world and the entire universe.

369
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:18,060
Yes. Oh, my.

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00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:21,860
Oh, my.

371
00:36:00,270 --> 00:36:02,650
Get rid of them far out in the desert.

372
00:36:03,230 --> 00:36:05,730
Bury their worthless carcasses deep in
the sand.

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00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:07,400
Yes, sire.

374
00:36:46,190 --> 00:36:49,630
It is most uncomfortable for Mr. Slate.
It is not good for him.

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00:36:49,870 --> 00:36:51,770
In an hour, he couldn't care less.

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00:36:53,390 --> 00:36:54,440
Please.

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00:36:55,570 --> 00:36:57,890
A condemned man's last request.

378
00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:00,220
Why not?

379
00:37:01,150 --> 00:37:02,230
Find out what's wrong.

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00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:19,240
Don't try to escape.

381
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,320
My men are watching.

382
00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:35,710
I'm so sorry for what I did, Mr. Slate.

383
00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:37,670
That's all right, dear.

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00:37:50,130 --> 00:37:51,890
Patience. Patience.

385
00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:58,149
It is a bride's privilege to take all
the time in the world to make herself

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00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:03,029
beautiful for her husband. My Fatima is
beautiful in every way without these

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00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,370
beauty things.

388
00:38:04,990 --> 00:38:06,850
Yes. Yes.

389
00:38:08,430 --> 00:38:09,480
Fatima?

390
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:14,140
Fatima?

391
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:37,530
I do not understand this.

392
00:38:39,290 --> 00:38:40,410
Where's my Fatima?

393
00:38:41,170 --> 00:38:43,520
Fatima, where's Fatima? Yes, where, old
man?

394
00:38:46,710 --> 00:38:49,670
At Hazen Oilfield, perhaps?

395
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,810
Hey, wait a minute!

396
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:53,770
I want to tell you something!

397
00:38:54,030 --> 00:38:55,080
No!

398
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,840
It's time there will be no slip -up.

399
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:33,580
I have often said the Salomon torture
test is a fate worse than death.

400
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:38,000
Better, much better to die than to live
as you will live.

401
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,520
Without memory of the past, nor
enjoyment of the present.

402
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,360
The Wazir speaking.

403
00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:53,600
And now, Ahmed is on his way to Hazen
Oil Field.

404
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,350
Fool! Why did you let Ahmad and the girl
get away?

405
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,940
I did not know they had gone, sire.

406
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:04,499
But is it not good that I called you in
time? It is all that saves your

407
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,519
worthless hide.

408
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,880
I'll deal with you later.

409
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:13,640
So, my uncle, things are not going
according to plan.

410
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,360
Only minor difficulties.

411
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:21,739
It would seem your intended, the future
caliph of Kali, is on his way to try to

412
00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:22,790
rescue you.

413
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,139
If he gives us any problems, perhaps he
will keep you company in the other

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00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:30,100
chair. As for the girl from uncle, she
will die.

415
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:35,440
I swear as Allah is my witness, she will
die.

416
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,740
Keep your voice low and tell me what I
can do to help.

417
00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:03,190
Wait a minute.

418
00:41:03,191 --> 00:41:07,219
Yup, you see that pool of oil over there
by the pipeline?

419
00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:08,840
By the shutoff valve on the pipe?

420
00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:10,190
To your left.

421
00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:15,579
If you were to set fire to that, those
people by the truck would have to run

422
00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:16,630
put it out.

423
00:41:16,631 --> 00:41:20,279
Then it should be relatively simple,
even for a girl from Uncle to come down

424
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,330
here and liberate us.

425
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,180
Thank you, Mr. Slade.

426
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,080
And you needn't be so high and mighty.

427
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,140
Just watch me.

428
00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:20,440
Hello?

429
00:42:35,590 --> 00:42:36,640
Gun, quick!

430
00:42:57,939 --> 00:43:00,739
God Turn

431
00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:09,939
around

432
00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:14,439
On the deck

433
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:21,280
The Sam gentlemen and you

434
00:43:26,990 --> 00:43:28,930
Cruel, isn't it, making them eat Sam?

435
00:43:29,310 --> 00:43:30,710
Not so cruel, my dancer.

436
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:33,130
Stay! Don't move.

437
00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:37,710
As I was saying, not so cruel as it
could be.

438
00:43:38,030 --> 00:43:39,790
Now drop your guns or Fatima dies.

439
00:43:44,261 --> 00:43:46,269
Cut him!

440
00:43:46,270 --> 00:43:47,320
Take her!

441
00:43:48,910 --> 00:43:54,889
So, now we have our two Fatimas at one
time. Of course you have changed, my

442
00:43:54,890 --> 00:43:55,869
dear.

443
00:43:55,870 --> 00:44:00,450
Different hair, different complexion,
but still quite a remarkable

444
00:44:01,110 --> 00:44:03,610
Ah, it's a pity you must be destroyed.

445
00:44:03,910 --> 00:44:05,010
Such a waste.

446
00:44:19,930 --> 00:44:21,050
So, here you are.

447
00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:23,920
Why did you leave me so soon after our
marriage? Why?

448
00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:33,190
Mark, look!

449
00:48:09,910 --> 00:48:12,320
Well, you'd think he could tell the
difference.

450
00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:17,240
Apparently, you made very little
impression on the future Shah.

451
00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:25,940
Sixteen and a half, huh? Then you must
be a junior in high school.

452
00:48:26,530 --> 00:48:27,580
A junior?

453
00:48:27,770 --> 00:48:28,910
What is this junior?

454
00:48:28,911 --> 00:48:32,909
Junior is what we're going to call you
if you don't stop using the

455
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,050
of personal chit -chat.

456
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,830
Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Dancer. It'll never
happen again, I promise.

457
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,880
Right, Dean. He'd like that.

458
00:48:41,140 --> 00:48:42,420
Oh, I will, Janice.

459
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,650
Mark?

460
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,090
Yes?

461
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:55,119
Do you think it's legal, my giving Ahmed
three sheep, which automatically annuls

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00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,170
our marriage?

463
00:48:56,171 --> 00:48:58,659
I wouldn't worry about it. It's all over
and done with.

464
00:48:58,660 --> 00:48:59,740
That's what you think.

465
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,280
I've still got to fill out my expense
report for Mr. Waverly.

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00:49:03,521 --> 00:49:05,909
How much are three sheep?

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